Chuck E Cheese’s is a sit-down pizza restaurant, complemented by arcade games, amusement rides, an animatronic show, and other diversions, such as climbing equipment, tubes, and slides − all mainly directed at younger children.
A representative promptly called us in response to our inquiry to inform us that they do in-fact ban guns and post signs at every location, regardless of the law. They were very polite, but the answer is still not what we want to hear.
Somewhere out there is another Jared Loughner or Adam Lanza plotting how to get his 15 minutes of infamy by murder. This policy makes Chuck E. Cheese’s establishments sitting duck zones for any psychopathic mass murderer looking to rack up a body-count of innocent little kids. We recommend you respect their wishes and stay away from Chuck E. Cheese’s for your own safety and the safety of your kids.
So, sorry kids. Chuck E. Cheese’s just doesn’t trust your mommy and daddy to protect you responsibly with their firearm so they won’t be taking you there.